NOW THAT’S TOTALLY STUPID, STRANGE, WEIRD AND YET REAL. BUT THAT’S THE WAY IT IS.
Join me on a journey. A journey that will take you from here, from Lünen, a small town somewhere in Germany, from elsewhere, out into the void of space; into the backyards of a nameless city, into the garden of a mad professor, spellbound by the power of a meteor. Accompany the hapless cake master Dave through a valley of torment and mutilation, follow Toertchen, the brave and beautiful princess on her mission to save the planet and witness her miraculous transformation – witness how a star presenter, the professor and even Dave himself lose their lives in gruesome ways.
You can expect insidious murders in the finest style of splatter, severed limbs, but also pure romance and great emotions. Just like in real life.
It’s just real. As real and true as the princess.